Undead and Unemployed


And the first who shall noe the Queen as a husband noes his Wyfe shall be the Queen's Consort and shall rule at her side for a thousand yeares.' The Book of the Dead. 'If that rat bastard Sinclair thinks I'm going to be his wife for a thousand years, he's out of his f***** mind.' From the private papers of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth I, Empress of the Undead, Rightful Ruler of the Vampires, Consort of Eric I, Lawful King. Nothing can make Betsy Taylor give up her shoe fetish - even dying and rising as the new Queen of the ...

Undead and Unemployed 2011, Berkley Publishing Group, New York, NY

ISBN-13: 9780425243428

Trade paperback

Undead and Unemployed 2006, Piatkus Books, London

ISBN-13: 9780749936464

Mass-market paperback