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Nicholas D Satan

Nicholas D. Satan was born some time before the "Big Bang". He quickly moved up the ranks to become chief executive of Satancorp, which he has run successfully for several millennia. Of his many accomplishments, he is perhaps best known for his flare for contract negotiations, and as author of How to Win Fiends and Influence People. Satan enjoys sketching plans for the Armaggedon, killing off the Kennedys and painting the town red with his mistress, the Whore of Babylon.