Kim Peckham

Kim Peckham is known around the world as a poor tipper but an excellent source of offbeat wisdom. So far, his hometown does not boast a commemorative plaque honoring him, but there's still time. He resides in Sharpsburg, Maryland, with his beautiful wife, Lori, whom he somehow convinced to marry him, and Reef, their 5-year-old son, who has devoted his life to the pursuit of hard candy.