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Jane Watkins

Jane Watkins feels that she has already met several aliens, mostly on her local bus, which is rather curious. Some have been talkative to distract attention from the extra pair of legs stuffed down their trousers. Others were aloof because conversation would have blown their cover since it is hard to speak with a tongue that is as long as the M25. She suspects that they are lonely on the planet Earth which is rather sad.