With her bloodshot eyes, serious overbite, major wrinkles, and 32-32-32 measurements, Zelda may not be your typical calendar girl. But this tough yet tender English bulldog with the self-deprecating sense of humor doesn't take things too seriously. Her hilarious outfits accompanied by one-liners such as "Tough times never last, tough people do" and "Even good girls get dirty sometimes" allow us to laugh at ourselves and realize that we're still "lov-a-bull." "Leap and a net will appear." "When making choices in life, do not ...