When I Am an Old Coot


When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one. I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly.

When I Am an Old Coot 2001, Gibbs Smith Publishers

ISBN-13: 9780879056957

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