This is a collection of sometimes crass, always absurd, drunk quotes ranging from the tipsy: What did I tell you my name was? This shot has the faint smell of public restroom. This bar is as hot as uterus! I m way too broke to be this...

Things Drunk People Say 2013, Skyhorse Publishing, New York

ISBN-13: 9781620876374

Trade paperback

Things Drunk People Say 2009, Skyhorse Publishing, New York, NY

ISBN-13: 9781602396425