A collection of pieces from J.B. Morton's humorous Beachcomber column in The Daily Express, from the period between 1958 and 1975. The legendary characters featured include the mad scientist Dr Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht, and the perpetually perplexed Mr Justice Cocklecarrot.

Cram Me with Eels 1998, Random House (UK)

ISBN-13: 9780749319472

Mass-market paperback