Short Music for Short People (1999)

About this title: Not that this hasn't been done before on albums like Wood Panel Pacer Wagon With Mags and Bllllaaarrrrrggghhh!-A Music War (which was on a 7" format no less), but that doesn't mean a compilation featuring over 100 bands on one record never fails to entertain. And the advantage Short Music for Short People has in comparison to the aforementioned records is that 80 percent of the bands on here fall under the "melodic pop-punk" classification. That and all the punk rock superstars can be found on here: Rancid, Black Flag, NOFX, Bad Religion, the Descendants, D.O.A., Less Than Jake, the Offspring ... read more

Tracks:

1. Short Attention Span [Fizzy Bangers/Durki]
2. Anchor
3. Ketchup Song
4. All Cops Are Bastards
5. Overcoming Learned Behavior
6. Quit Yer Job
7. Ready
8. Out of Hand
9. Asian Pride
10. Steamroller Blues
11. Doin' Laundry
12. Freehgan
13. Not Again
14. Waste Away
15. The Radio Stills Sucks
16. Armageddon Singalong
17. Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More by the Spring of Rape, Despaire, ...
18. Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
19. Surf City [Berry/Wilson]
20. Back to You
21. Outhouse of Doom
22. Alienation
23. Family Reunion
24. Mirror, Signal, Wheelspan
25. Saturday Night
26. Bedroom Windows
27. Sara Fisher [No Use for a Name]
28. The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink
29. Delraiser Pt III: Del on Earth
30. Told You Once
31. Randal Gets Drunk
32. Fishfuck
33. Howdy Doody in the Woodshed
34. Long Enough to Forget You
35. Erik Sandins Stand-In
36. We Want the Kids
37. Warren's Song (Pt. 6)
38. No Fgnuikc [Nomeansno]
39. I Like Food [Stevenson]
40. Triple Track [Dance Hall Crashers]
41. Don Camero Lost His Mind
42. X-99
43. Faust
44. Deny Everything [Morris/Rogerson]
45. Hand Granade
46. Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead
47. Union Yes [Jesse]
48. Dirty Needles [Weasel]
49. 300 Miles
50. Klawsterfobia
51. You Don't Know Shit
52. Doin' Fine
53. John for the Workin' Man
54. A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk
55. It's a Real Time Thing
56. All My Friends Are in Popular Bands
57. I Hate Puck Rock
58. Fun
59. To All the Kids
60. 30 Seconds 'Till the End of the World
61. Get a Grip
62. Blatty (Human Egg) [Sick of It All]
63. I Got None
64. See Her Pee
65. F.O.F.O.D.
66. Blacklisted
67. Chandeliers & Souvenirs
68. Your Kung Fu Is Old...And Now You Must Die!
69. My Pants Keep Falling Down
70. I Hate Your Fucking Guts [Queer]
71. Comin' to Your Town
72. Spray Paint [Ginn/Dukowski]
73. Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies
74. Bring It to an End
75. Not a Happy Man
76. Old Mrs. Cuddy
77. Traitor [Agnostic Front]
78. Life Rules 101
79. Wake Up
80. Too Bad You Didn't Get In
81. Humanity
82. In Your Head
83. Supermarket Forces
84. Tribute to the Mammal
85. Pretty Houses
86. The Band That Wouldn't Die
87. Like a Fish in Water [Brown]
88. Turn It Up
89. Madam's Apple
90. Staggering
91. DMV
92. Big Fat Skinhead
93. Pimmel
94. Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun
95. Wake Up
96. Eyez
97. Another Stale Cartoon
98. I Don't Mind

Note: This is a general synopsis. Each listing is further described below.