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The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange)
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Carlton Mellick, III, Jeremy Robert Johnson, John Edward Lawson
There's a new genre rising from the underground. Its name: BIZARRO. For years, readers have been asking for a category of fiction dedicated to the weird, crazy, cult side of storytelling that has become a staple in the film industry (with directors such as David Lynch, Takashi Miike, Tim Burton, and Lloyd Kaufman) but has been largely ignored in ...
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The Haunted Vagina
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Carlton Mellick, III
It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.
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Apeshit (Avant Punk Book Club)
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Carlton Mellick, III
Friday the 13th meets Visitor Q. Apeshit is Mellicks love letter to the great and terrible B-horror movie genre. Six trendy teenagers (three cheerleaders and three football players) go to an isolated cabin in the mountains for a weekend of drinking, partying, and crazy sex, only to find themselves in the middle of a life and death struggle against ...
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Razor Wire Pubic Hair
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Carlton Mellick, III
The surreal tale of a multi-gendered screwing toy purchased by a razor dominatrix and brought into her nightmarish world of bizarre sex and mutilation.
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The Menstruating Mall
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Carlton Mellick, III
Ten ridiculously stereotypical consumer victims (a yuppie, a housewife, a retiree, a jock, a bible thumper, a cowboy, a preppy, a gamer, a goth, and a white suburban gangsta) find themselves unable to leave the mall one day. There is nothing stopping them. The doors are unlocked. Other shoppers are able to come and go as they please. But for some ...
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The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
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Carlton Mellick, III
Step into a dark and absurd where human beings are slaves to corporations, people are photocopied instead of born, and the baby jesus is a very popular anal probe.
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The Faggiest Vampire
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Carlton Mellick III
Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang. The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has its ...
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Punk Land
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Carlton Mellick III
Returning to his avant-punk style introduced in the international cult hit, SATAN BURGER, Carlton Mellick III takes us on a journey into an absurd afterlife called PUNK LAND: the punk version of Heaven. The story follows Goblin, a deformed young hermit who is perfectly happy haunting an abandoned gatehouse far outside of civilization with his pet ...
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Fishy-Fleshed
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Carlton Mellick, III
Fishy-fleshed is an illustrated collection of thought-logs from a child-like man living in the cartoonish future world of Ocean City, so technologically advanced that everyone possesses the ability to walk on water, cure diseases, clone food, and raise the dead . . . an entire civilization of Messiahs. When a team of researchers travel back in ...
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Falling from the Sky (Anthology)
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Kate Holden Tony O'Neill Brad Listi, Carlton Mellick III Kristopher Young, Craig Quackenbush (Editor)
Cutting edge fiction for cutting edge minds. Thirty-seven voices from around the world come together to bring you forty-six stories that defy easy categorization: grit-lit, urban, surrealist, raw, outsider, bizarro, fringe, experimental. Subtle, yet in your face. This anthology is not for the faint of heart - it takes chances, and so should you. ...
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Angel Scene/Teeth and Tongue Landscape
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Richard Kadrey, Carlton Mellick, III, Brian Doogan (Illustrator)
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Sausagey Santa
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Carlton Mellick III
For Matthew Fry, inventor of the 'Sly Guy' haircut, life at the North Pole just isn't what he expected. The elves are way too obsessed with playing Dungeons and Dragons, Frosty has a Hitler mustache made of coal, the reindeer have a tendency of exploding for no apparent reason, and Santa is a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages.
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War Slut
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Carlton Mellick, III
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Sea of the Patchwork Cats (Avant Punk Book Club)
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Carlton Mellick III
It is a story that has been passed down generation after generation. The story of conjoined twin goddesses floating peacefully in the middle of the sea. Many of those that have seen them, usually on calm starlit nights, swear that they are the sirens of mythology, luring sailors in to their doom. Others claim that the twins are not live women, but ...
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Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell
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Jeffrey Thomas, Carlton Mellick III
Thomas and Mellick collaborate on their own twisted visions of heaven and hell in these two stories.
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Electric Jesus Corpse
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Carlton Mellick, III
The twisted and surreal version of the story of Jesus Christ set in a bizarre version of modern day Earth that has been ravaged by war and cannibal zombie plagues, where the landscape is slowly mutating into meat and human flesh is transforming into machine. The novel follows Christ's twelve apostles. However, in this world the apostles are pimps, ...
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Ultra Fuckers
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Carlton Mellick III
Tony dreads the idea of going to his wife's company dinner party in Eagle Hills; the new upper-middleclass gated community that just popped up outside of Scottsdale, AZ. He hates these Southwestern-style planned suburban neighborhoods. All of the streets look the same. All of the houses look the same. All of the people look the same. Because ...
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The Egg Man
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Carlton Mellick III
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The Steel Breakfast Era / The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection
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Carlton Mellick, III, Simon Logan
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Ocean of Lard
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Carlton Mellick III, Kevin L Donihe, Terrasa Ulm (Illustrator)
You're on the run from the cops and need a place to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of zombies and pirates that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water.
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Adolf in Wonderland
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Carlton Mellick, III
In an alternate version of the future where Hitler had conquered the entire world during WW2 and developed society into his vision of utopia, an SS officer is on a mission to find and exterminate the last imperfect human on Earth. Following his trail leads the young Nazi to a small town hidden in the middle of the desert; a place that has been cut ...
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Bare Bone #9
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Kevin L Donihe (Editor), Carlton Mellick III (Illustrator), Alyssa Sturgill (Contributions by)
With a surgeon's skill, editor Kevin L. Donihe stitches a diverse collection of fiction and poetry together to bring Bare Bone to life. Another Dr. Frankenstein, he assembles the pieces of others, birthing one complete monster to send lurching towards the darkness. Stories from past issues have received Honorable Mentions in several editions of ...
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Teeth and Tongue Landscape
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Carlton Mellick, III
In a world made out of meat, a socially-obsessive monophobic man finds himself to be the last human being on the face of the planet. Desperate for social interaction, he explores the landscape of flesh and blood, teeth and tongue, trying to befriend any strange creature or community that he comes across.
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Cybernetrix
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Carlton Mellick, III
Technology has advanced to the level where electronic alternative worlds can actually be created and entered by humans. The first such world created was originally supposed to be based on the electronic world from the movie Tron, but due to legal complications with the Disney Corporation the developers decided to base it instead on a B-grade ...
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Avant-Garde for the New Millennium
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Forrest Armstrong (Editor), Carlton Mellick III (Contributions by), John Edward Lawson (Contributions by)
From the introduction: "I began this anthology to dispel the illusion that we are in a famine age of literature and the result surprised even me in how powerfully it shattered that misconception." Words are slippery things and though we have bridled them with grammar, feel at ease in the presence of a common turn of phrase, they have not been ...
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