"Here's all you need to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." Legendary comedian George Carlin rolls out another hilarious compendium of jokes, observations, and essays, mainly focusing on language. "The energy criminals now refer to oil drilling as oil exploration. ...
The popular stand-up comedian and sitcom star muses on life--his and ours. Carlin offers an outrageous take on aspects of everyday life that we all seem to accept, and has an ear for what should be jarring in everyday language.
Just in time for the holidays comes this slipcased omnibus of George Carlin's last three bestsellers: "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Napalm & Silly Putty," and "Brain Droppings."
Carlin waxes wickedly philosophical in this hilarious new collection of razor-sharp observations. The bestselling author of "Brain Droppings" proves once again that he's one comic who can successfully make the transition from stage to page with his ironic take on life's annoying universal truths.
The popular stand-up comedian and sitcom star muses on life--his and ours. Carlin offers an outrageous take on aspects of everyday life that we all seem to accept, and has an ear for what should be jarring in everyday language.
In his hilarious new collection of razor-sharp observations, the bestselling author of "Brain Droppings" doesn't steer clear of the tough issues, preferring instead to look life boldly in the eye to pose the questions few dare to ask. Abridged.
It's like having a wickedly witty uncle read twisted bedtime stories as comedian George Carlin performs personal picks from two very funny books. This uproarious collection includes three complete recordings, together for the first time: Grammy winners "Brain Droppings" and "Napalm & Silly Putty," plus "More Napalm & Silly Putty" 450 pp. 1-56511 ...
With his signature dark and daring humor drawn from everyday life, the world at large, and the vagaries of the English language, George Carlin offers his creative finest in The Best of Braindroppings. From the random braindropping (When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.) to favorite oxymorons (holy war, for one), and from ...
In the tradition of George Carlin's New York Times best-sellers Napalm & Silly Putty and Brain Droppings comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? showcasing Carlin's trademark irresistible and cheeky humor. Packed with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, When ...
Great comedy and a good deal, this new gift set gathers three timeless Carlin recordings including two Grammy winners. If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. It's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George ...
Consider yourself forewarned: The "George Carlin Uncensored 2007 Calendar" holds nothing back. Each page contains an excerpt from "Brain Droppings, Napalm & Silly Putty," or "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?," including those "seven words" and more, letting readers experience Carlin's trademark humor full blast. George Carlin's three best ...
This calendar is poised for maximum exposure, thanks to the projected October 2004 release of George Carlin's first new book in three years. His previous two books were immediate best-sellers and combined have sold nearly 2 million copies. A rare comic that has stood the test of time-more than forty years-George Carlin spouts smart comedy that ...
Still uncensored, as popular as ever, and armed with new material, George Carlin is back. The "3x Carlin: an Orgy of George 2008 Calendar" features the sharpest and funniest from Carlin's three best-selling books, as well as new material not featured in previous calendars. "3x Carlin: an Orgy of George," the newest Carlin collection which hit ...
This novel was adapted from the Leonid Adreyev drama and the Victor Seastrom photoplay. Illustrated with scenes from the MGM motion picture starring Norma Shearer and John Gilbert.
The autobiography that Carlin had nearly completed before he died, "Last Words" chronicles the late comedian's illustrious career. Includes commentary from Carlin's fellow comedian Hendra.
Description: GOOD in GOOD jacket. GATEFOLD HAS RUBS AND MODERATE RING WEAR. VINYL HAS ALL OVER LIGHT SCUFFS AND SCRATCHES. Items may or may not have the same cover art as displayed for this item on this site. If you need a specific cover please inquire first. Vinyl is visually graded according to Goldmine. Because of our volume we just don't have time to play test every album, however we would gladly play test any album and it's often a great idea to ask us to do that to avoid disappointment. read more
Edition: LD 3003
Binding: Vinyl
Publisher: Little David
Date Published: 1974
Description: Like New. New, sealed original 1974 comedy LP on the Little David label. Cover has notch on top edge. Scarce in this condition. All vinyl shipped in sturdy new cardboard mailer with extra padding to ensure safe delivery. read more
Edition: E-600
Binding: Vinyl
Publisher: Era Records
Description: New. Very scarce, still sealed 1972 LP on the Era label, featuring early material recorded by George Carlin in 1960-61 with Jack Burns. Rare in this condition. All vinyl shipped in sturdy new cardboard mailer with extra padding to ensure safe delivery. read more
Binding: Stapled Binding
Publisher: Main Sequence
Date Published: 1990
Description: Very Good. 8½" By 11" List of 'impolite words', organized by category; with introductory note apologizing to those who contributed. Origin unclear; perhaps it was included with one of Carlin's albums? Plain white covers, black titling, light wear, creasing & rubbing; minor foxing. read more
Edition: Audio Book edition
Binding: Audiobook (cassette)
Publisher: Atlantic Recording Corp.
Date Published: 1985
Description: Good in good dust jacket. Former public library copy with library stamps/stickers. In plastic hardshell case. Single tape, two sides: Occupational Foold, I used to be Irish Catholic, New York Voices, High on the plane, headlines--side, Goofy Sh*t, class clown, nursery rhymes, for names sake, News hostility scoreboard.; read more
Edition: First Edition
Binding: Softcover
Publisher: Hyperion
Date Published: 2006
Description: Signed By The Author Fine, as issued in colorful fslipcase. Both book and the slipcase have been signed by Carlin. Includes Napalm And Silly Putty, Brain Droppings and When Will Jeus Bring The Pork Chops, plus new material, all 890 pages By George. read more
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