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1	Don't Squat with Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist 4 X 6 1/2 In, 144 Pp, 65 Black & White see all copies from $1.99! new only from $2.00! \| first editions \| SVS
2	Don't Dig for Water Under the Outhouse more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist From the best-selling author of DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON! The pages are packed with Texas Bix Bender's no-nonsense outlook on life: "Don't get even--get over it." "Never miss a good chance to shut up." "Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone." "Take your 'take home pay' home." "Put off 'til tomorrow what you shouldn't be doing anyway." see all copies from $1.99! new only from $2.00! \| first editions
3	Hats and the Cowboys Who Wear Them more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist A western humour classic is back! With all new illustrations in an authentic western style, HATS & THE COWBOYS WHO WEAR THEM by celebrated western humourist Texas Bix Bender, reveals in hilarious detail the personality profiles of the cowfolk underneath their hats. In fact, Bender cautions, choosing a cowboy hat should be done with much care ... see all copies from $1.99! new only from $3.95! \| first editions \| SVS
4	Just One Fool Thing After Another: A Cowfolk's Guide to Romance more books like this by Gladiola Montana, Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist Swagger through love with a ranchful of romantic advice in this western version of those bestselling little instruction books. Each nugget of wisdom comes with a topside of humor but an underlying current of serious truth. Page after page of laughs from a pair of top-selling humorists, illustrated with 70 fun line drawings. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $2.00! \| first editions \| SVS
5	Horse Sense more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist Cowboy humor, straight from the horse's mouth, from the best-selling author of "Don't Squat with Yer Spurs On!" see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| first editions \| SVS
6	Laughing Stock more books like this by Texas Bix Bender, Steve Egan (Illustrator), Bonnie Cazier (Illustrator) add to wishlist In the tradition and format of the highly successful Don't Squat with Yer Spurs On! (150,000 copies) and Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread (75,000 copies) comes a third volume of western humor to help readers master life from a cow's point of view--from one of America's top cowboy humorists. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $3.99! \| first editions \| SVS
7	50 Good Reasons to Be a Cowboy more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist 6X7 In, 112 Pgs, 100 Cartoon Illustrations Is owning a ranch owning the american dream? Or is it owning an overdue mortgage? It's all how you look at it. Now, from one of our best-selling authors comes a book that gives you a true look at the west, no matter what your opinion. Read it one way, and benefits of being a cowboy shine through the ... see all copies from $1.99! new only from $2.00! \| first editions \| SVS
8	Cowboy Etiquette more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist "Etiquette is the difference between stable manners and table manners." - Texas Bix Bender Yessir, that's cowboy etiquette! Cowboy Etiquette is a little ol' book that packs a big wallop, as it cleverly guides cowboys on keeping their cool in any situation, from the saddle to the steakhouse. Despite their rough-and-tumble life, cowboys just might ... see all copies from $1.99! new only from $3.95! \| SVS
9	Don't Squat with Yer Spurs On! II more books like this by Texas Bix Bender, L Bark'karie (Illustrator) add to wishlist By popular demand, Texas Bix Bender writes a sequel to his best-selling DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON!, which became an immediate cowboy humor classic and has been reprinted 26 times. In this new book, Bender has written 125 funny quips for life. Here are some samples: "A good pard will ride with you till hell freezes over, and a little while on ... see all copies from $1.99! new only from $2.31! \| first editions
10	A Cynic's Guide to Love more books like this by Gladiola Montana, Texas Bix Bender, Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist Light-hearted cynicisms and second opinions from seasoned romantics. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $5.05! \| first editions
11 view cover	The Outhouse Reader more books like this by Texas Bix Bender, Roy English add to wishlist You've heard of bathroom readers ...well, here is the "Outhouse Reader", filled with country quips and amusing advice for romantic relationships, playing fair, raising kids, and just plain getting along. It's sure to entertain everyone who makes a pit stop at the little wood shack out back. see all copies from $2.38! new only from $4.95! \| SVS
12 view cover	Cowgirl Saddle Pals more books like this by Texas Bix Bender, Gladiola Montana add to wishlist Cowboy sweetheart Gladiola Montana has put together another fine gift book in our western mini-series. "Of all the good things in this world, a good cowgirl saddle pal is the goodest" and "Neither miles nor days come between cowgirl saddle pals"--these are just a couple of the pearls of wisdom we have come to expect from this author. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $5.77! \| SVS
13 view cover	Don't Throw in the Trowel more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist see all copies from $1.99! new only from $18.99!
14 view cover	Pards more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist The latest in the line of witty words from one of our best-selling authors. The pages are full of straight talk and life-related quips, such as: "A pard don't mind if you think out loud." "When you make a fool of yourself, a pard don't think it's permanent." "Pards don't ride ahead or behind; they ride beside." see all copies from $1.99! new only from $5.60! \| SVS
15 view cover	7 habits of highly happy people more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist Targetting the secrets of happiness, this book offers ideas to beat the blues and adopt some habits to lead to happier times. The set of seven habits are gleaned from people from all walks of life, and they share advice on how to overcome disappointments and disperse clouds of depression. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $33.50!
16 view cover	Don't Throw in the Trowel: Tips and Quips on Gardening more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist see all copies from $1.99! new only from $33.78! \| first editions
17 view cover	Wahoo! Cowboys in Love more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist 3 1/4 X 4 1/2 In, 64 Pp, Line Drawings The Humor-Tinged Quips Include * All The Foofaraws In Texas Ain't Worth A Tear In One Good Woman's Eye. * The Right One Is Worth A Million Wrong Ones. * When You Find The Right One, Don't Waste Any Time Kicking The Jackrabbits Off The Trail. * Love-Frettin' Can Leave Your Heart Fractured Like A Watermelon In ... see all copies from $2.00! new only from $2.00!
18 view cover	Don't Squat with Your Spurs on: A Cowboy's Guide to Life more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches! see all copies from $3.15! new only from $3.95! \| SVS
19 view cover	Laughing Stock: A Cow's Guide to Life more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches! see all copies from $3.12! new only from $3.95! \| SVS
20 view cover	Don't Squat with Your Spurs On, Volume No. 2: A Cowboy's Guide to Life more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches! see all copies from $3.39! new only from $3.95! \| SVS
21 view cover	Don't Dig for Water Under an Outhouse: And Other Cowboy Commandments more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches! see all copies from $3.95! new only from $3.95! \| SVS
22 view cover	Just One Fool Thing After Another: A Cowfolks' Guide to Romance more books like this by Texas Bix Bender, Gladiola Montana add to wishlist Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches! see all copies from $3.39! new only from $3.95! \| SVS
23 view cover	Just One Fool Thing After Another: A Cowfolks' Guide to Romance more books like this by Gladiola Montana, Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist Swagger through love with a ranchful of romantic advice in this western version of those bestselling little instruction books. Each nugget of wisdom comes with a topside of humor but an underlying current of serious truth. Page after page of laughs from a pair of top-selling humorists, illustrated with 70 fun line drawings. see all copies from $4.50!
24 view cover	50 Good Reasons to Be a Cowboy more books like this by Texas Bix Bender add to wishlist 6X7 In, 112 Pp, 100 Cartoon Illustrations Is Owning A Ranch Owning The American Dream? Or Is It Owning An Overdue Mortgage? It's All How You Look At It. Now, From One of Our Best-Selling Authors Comes A Book That Gives You A True Look At The West, No Matter What Your Opinion. Read It One Way, and Benefits of Being A Cowboy Shine Through The Settin ... see all copies from $7.50! first editions

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