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1	Latin for All Occasions more books like this by Henry Beard Beard provides a sinfully irreverent guide to saying in Latin the things never found prayer or grammar books. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $3.95! \| first editions \| SVS
2	Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings more books like this by Henry Beard, Douglas C Kenney This slim volume by two Harvard Lampoon editors who went on to found the National Lampoon mocks Tolkien's classic--and considerably more lengthy--epic fantasy, THE LORD OF THE RINGS. It is a seminal work in parody fantasy and humorous fantasy in general. Frito Bugger, a small, piglike creature known as a "boggie"; his servant, Spam; the charlatan ... see all copies from $1.99! new only from $3.85! \| first editions \| SVS
3	The Official Exceptions to the Rules of Golf: The Hacker's Bible more books like this by Henry Beard Here at last is a rule book that explains in flawless legalese exactly why you're allowed all those do-overs, don't counts, and minor lie improvements you've always felt entitled to. Consistent four-putter and widely known wit Henry Beard presents Hacker's Rules--the ones for duffers--each illustrated with a hilariously helpful line drawing. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| first editions
4	Poetry for Cats: The Definitive Anthology of Distinguished Feline Verse more books like this by Henry Beard In the vein of his bestselling French for Cats, Henry Beard has assembled a brilliant anthology of treasured works by feline poets. Includes "Do Not Go Gentle to That Damned Vet" by Dylan Thomas's cat, "The Human" by Edgar Allan Poe's cat and other works. Poetry for Cats will prove as thrilling as a stiff shot of catnip. Color illustrations. see all copies from $1.99! first editions
5	The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook: Updated! New Entries! more books like this by Henry Beard, Christopher Cerf, Robert Bull Design (Designer) Newly expanded and up-to-the-minute, a bestselling guide to survival in multicultural America in the sensitive 1990s. Includes even more real and satirical definitions to help keep thought cops away. Illustrated throughout. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| signed copies \| first editions \| SVS
6	French Cats Don't Get Fat: The Secrets of La Cuisine Feline more books like this by Henry Beard, Susan Jones (Illustrator) Once again Beard has taken a national phenomenon and turned it into a brilliant humor book. This illustrated guide to living well and zestfully will appeal to all cool cats. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| first editions
7	Latin for Even More Occasions more books like this by Henry Beard The surprise humor bestseller of last year has sired a sequel--and it's even more hilarious than Latin for All Occasions. The perfect gift for the person who knows no language is too dead for the pretentious. Line drawings throughout. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $7.42! \| first editions
8	The official politically correct dictionary and handbook more books like this by Henry Beard, Christopher Cerf Language reflects culture, and when a culture begins to go a little bit crazy, the same might be said for its language. This dictionary and handbook is a wickedly funny sendup of the latest and possibly most dangerous trend: political correctness. Illustrated. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| first editions \| SVS
9	French for cats : all the French your cat will ever need more books like this by Henry Beard, John Boswell, Gary Zamchick The bestselling author of Latin for All Occasions presents all the French your cat will ever need, including phrases for "Excuse me, may I rip the couch to shreds?" "kitty litter", "cat toy", "mouse", "fur ball", and "catnip". Adorable, absurd, and irresistible reading for the sophisticated cat. Illustrated. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $4.95! \| signed copies \| first editions \| SVS
10	The Official Exceptions to the Rules of Golf more books like this by Henry Beard Tired of being beaten by an honest game of golf, self-proclaimed hacker Henry Beard figured that he didn't need a new swing--his game just needed a new set of rules. With this classic golf humor book, Beard has created a bible for the sensible golfer who doesn't have time to lose. see all copies from $4.68! new only from $41.94! \| first editions
11	Fishing: An Angler's Dictionary more books like this by Henry Beard, Roy McKie (Illustrator) A lexicon with over 200 dead-on definitions for anglers and 50 witty line illustrations, this revised edition is perfectly sized for one of those mysterious ballooning pockets on a fishing vest. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| first editions \| SVS
12 view cover	Zen for cats more books like this by Henry Beard This comical book profiles the "Sofa Samurai," "Kitty Sushi," haiku for cats, and traditional Chinese veterinary medicine." It also teaches cats how to sit in the lotus position and prepare organic brown mice. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $4.97! \| first editions
13 view cover	Sailing more books like this by Henry Beard, Roy McKie A humorous dictionary of sailing terms. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| first editions \| SVS
14	The Way Things Really Work: 8(and How They Actually Happen) more books like this by Henry Beard, Ron Barrett A hilarious send-up of the bestselling The Way Things Work--full of side-splitting visual "explanations" for common phenomena. Reveals through diabolically comic illustrations the unseen dynamics and inner workings of puzzling commonplace occurences. 2-color illustrations throughout. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $4.99! \| first editions
15	Bored of the rings more books like this by Henry Beard This slim volume by two Harvard Lampoon editors who went on to found the National Lampoon mocks Tolkien's classic--and considerably more lengthy--epic fantasy, THE LORD OF THE RINGS. It is a seminal work in parody fantasy and humorous fantasy in general. Frito Bugger, a small, piglike creature known as a "boggie"; his servant, Spam; the charlatan ... see all copies from $1.99! new only from $6.50! \| first editions
16 view cover	A Cat's Night Before Christmas more books like this by Henry Beard, Susann Jones (Illustrator), John Boswell (Creator) These hilarious retellings of Clement C. Moore's classic poem are told from the points of view of a family cat and dog. Full color. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $3.91! \| first editions \| SVS
17	Miss Piggy's guide to life more books like this by Henry Beard see all copies from $1.99! new only from $14.00! \| first editions
18 view cover	Advanced French for Exceptional Cats more books like this by Henri De La Barbe The author of the bestselling French for Cats (a.k.a. Henry Beard) presents discerning felines with a sequel supreme. Funnier, cleverer, with even more marvelous color illustrations than its predecessor, Advanced French for Exceptional Cats is a natural for the cat lover and anyone who loves to laugh. Watercolor illustrations throughout. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $34.79! \| first editions \| SVS
19 view cover	Sailing: A Lubber's Dictionary more books like this by Henry Beard, Roy McKie Printed in an irresistible new gift format, this pocket dictionary brings new meaning to the things said at sea. The cleverly essential volume defines and illustrates the terms of sailing, from "ahoy" to "zephyr". Drawings throughout. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| SVS
20 view cover	Gardening more books like this by Henry Beard, Roy McKie The satirists dig deep into gardening lore to come up with their own definitions. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $2.64! \| first editions
21 view cover	Golfing more books like this by Henry Beard, Roy McKie A humorous dictionary of golfing terms. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| first editions \| SVS
22 view cover	Fishing: A Dictionary for Constant Anglers, Weekend Waders, and Artful Bobbers more books like this by Henry Beard, Roy McKie A humorous dictionary of fishing terms. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $1.99! \| first editions \| SVS
23 view cover	O.J.'s Legal Pad:: What Is Really Going on in O.J. Simpson's Mind? more books like this by Henry Beard, John Boswell, Ron Barrett A humorous look at what O.J. Simpson may or may not be scribbling on his pad during his trial. see all copies from $1.99! new only from $34.99! \| first editions
24 view cover	Lingua Latina Extrema/X-Treme Latin: Unleash Your Inner Gladiator! more books like this by Henry Beard Bestselling humorist Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations. In "X-Treme Latin" he provides Latin with an attitude, an indispensable phrasebook that taps the secret power of Latin to deliver, in total safety, hundreds of impeccable put-downs, comebacks, and wisecracks. see all copies from $4.02! new only from $8.75! \| first editions
25 view cover	The Official Rules of Bad Golf more books like this by Henry Beard Everyone who plays golf dreams of long drives, below-par scores, and holes-in-one. Unfortunately, not everyone succeeds. But there is an easy way for golfers to knock a dozen strokes off their handicap. No, it doesn't require new clubs-- just new rules, designed for the game mortals actually play: Bad Golf. Here at last, in one compact, ... see all copies from $1.99! new only from $6.72! \| SVS

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