This Review Is Age-ist May 17, 2010
TITLE: Fast Food
GENRE: Romantic comedy/fantasy
CAST: Clark Brandon, Randal Patrick, Tracy Griffith, Lanny Horn, Michael J. Pollard, Jim Varney and Traci Lords
PLOT: The biggest twist here is that two college losers, instead of getting kicked out of school, get graduated into the real world. After a series of age old comic pratfalls, it comes down to be right or be gone.
RETURN ON INVESTMENT: 8 of 10 for mid-teen boys anticipating college; 5 of 10 for the rest of us; If you're drawn by the graphics of a Traci Lords involvement in this effort, forget it. For her brief parts (He He He), it doesn't even look like her, The make up coifs and costumes are so lame.
DVD BONUS: None
ADDED Notes: For Varney fans (I don't mind his humor usually) there are several presentations of his comic stooge versatility. Hey, I'm trying to be nice here. Grandma go away. It's raining and the kids are going to watch a movie.