If you love dogs, read this for sure?
by Dartagnon on April 1, 2007Imagine being a little boy playing in the woods when he meets a lovable dog. As the boy gets to know the dog, and the dog him, the boy realizes that this is no ordinary animal. It seems as if the dog is actually trying to teach the boy. As the plot unfolds the dogs opposite is revealed. A most sinister beast, plagued by mental anguish over what the government testing agencies have done to him, and filled with this compelling urge to rip his "good side", Einstein the Dog, to little, tiny, blood-soaked bits, wreaking havoc throughout the countryside as he encounters innocent farmers, and their daughters, and attempts to carry out his subconscious military goal of getting behind enemy lines and causing mass chaos and destruction, including murder.
Take your blood pressure pills BEFORE reading this book each night. And be prepared to introduce yourself to the following morning's light since this is a book that you will not easily put down.
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