Sexual Bloopers: An Outrageous, Uncensored Collection of People's Most Embarrassing X-Rated Fumbles
The Darwin Awards meets Susie Bright in fifty hilarious, refreshingly candid real-life anecdotes that expose the naked truth about sex in America. ... Show synopsis The Darwin Awards meets Susie Bright in fifty hilarious, refreshingly candid real-life anecdotes that expose the naked truth about sex in America. From the moment we first awaken to the magical, mystical force known as "sex drive, " we begin a lifelong preoccupation (some might call it an "obsession") with pursuing our sexual fantasies--and confronting the improbability of ever actually experiencing them. A merciless bombardment of sexy commercial messages and images only adds to the insecurities suffered by our already vulnerable libidos. Michelle Horwitz offers a much-needed corrective in Sexual Bloopers, a compendium of mishaps, misadventures, and misconceptions from people of all walks of life and sexual persuasions. Covering every variation of sexual activity, Sexual Bloopers brings together devastatingly funny accounts of first-time flubs and flops, foiled trysts, less-than-blissful marital moments, masturbation disasters, and the hazards of getting it on when you're over the hill. Whether they are sheepishly confessing their own inadequacies and unrealistic expectations or ruefully lamenting unforeseen events that screwed up their bestlaid plans, the narrators here make it clear that regardless of one's age, experience, gender, and physical and intellectual attributes, the pursuit of sex is filled with potential catastrophes. With everything from "educational" tapes to suggestive advertisements to earnest self-help books promoting the idea that our sex lives can be better, hotter, and wilder, Sexual Bloopers finally shines an honest light on what our sexual encounters are really like.