One Foot in the Grave - Simmons, William Mark, and Simmons, Wm Mark

Christopher Csejthe doesn't believe in vampires. Not until he becomes one. He doesn't believe in witches or werewolves, either. Not until they make him an offer he can't refuse...

One Foot in the Grave 1996, Baen

ISBN-13: 9780671877217

Mass-market paperback