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Filled with entertaining anecdotes from the world-famous comedian, this book provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything a mature woman ...Show synopsisFilled with entertaining anecdotes from the world-famous comedian, this book provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything a mature woman needs to know to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex. Among the tips: "A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away."Hide synopsis
Don't Count the Candles: Just Keep the Fire Lit! (HarperTorch) – Mass-market paperback (2000)
by
Joan Rivers
Mass-market paperback, HarperTorch 2000
English
240 pages
ISBN: 0061097977 ISBN-13: 9780061097973
There's No Such Thing As Over The Hill, Because The Hill Has Been Moved!In this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any--and every--age.Filled with the latest information as well as entertaining anecdotes and stories, "Don't Count the Candles provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex.Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging: IQ does ...Show moreThere's No Such Thing As Over The Hill, Because The Hill Has Been Moved!In this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any--and every--age.Filled with the latest information as well as entertaining anecdotes and stories, "Don't Count the Candles provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex.Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging: IQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.Eat all you want, just don't swallow it.A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away--unless he happens to be in the hay with you. Take it from Joan Rivers--you've got a lot of living left to do!Hide
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